Monday, February 15, 2010

Story of Steve Jobs (Jobes) - new moses, saviour, prophet

(This story was written in late 21st century and read first time in early 28th century)

In the late 20th century there was a great kingdom of Sillicon Valley (Egypt) in the western america - hollyland as we know today was known as Hollywood then. There were two princes growing up in the kingdom - known as Gates (Ramsays) and Jobes (Moses). Jobes was very popular among the kingdom as the creative, genius, mercyful prince and Gates was notorious for his arrogant attitude.

Jobes knew how to create the great pyramid called windows and use mouse. People welcomed him as the new heir to the throne when he first show-cased his Windows pyramids.

But Gates did not like it. He stole the pyramid and the people Jobes had.
Gates wanted to inherit the kingdom and create his own empire with Windows like Pyramids. He made the people of hollyland his slaves to make his own big pyramids and he created windows 3.1, 95, NT, 2000 etc.

Gates threw Jobes out of his kingdom and Jobes went into exile to learn new tactics and to gain more power.

Gates built many pyramids with all the slaves and monkeys that he had hired. There were many bugs in his pyramids and many of them fell to the earth like Millenium and Vista. He kept building service packs to hold the pyramids high but people were disappointed. They were helpless against the empire.

Jobes came back and told all the people that they do not have to follow Gates. They can all free themselves from the bondage and he will take them to the hollyland where they can build their own little pyramids. They wont called slaves anymore and will call them developers. He told them this is what the God has decided and they should follow the path of God and not of Gates.

Gates called upon Jobes to show his own magic if God was really with him. Jobes took out his iPod and then iPhone. People liked both. iPhone had fight with Gates' windows and iPhone won.

People followed Jobes and asked him what does God wants them to do now. Jobes went on to the Mount Sinai to get the commandments from God. God gave him iPad and asked Jobes to give it to all the freedom loving people who are against Gates.

On the way Jobes dropped the iPad and its camera and USB slot fell off. But he still showed it to the people without Camera and USB slot.

People kept waiting to see the fallen parts, and still today in 28th century, there are romours that our pads will have camera and usb slots. Many prophet came and left us after Jobes (Moses) - they gave new testament of iPad and koran - but none gave us those missing pieces from God.

King of Greece was so mad one time that he crucified one of the prophet for not being able to install camera in his iPad.

Meanwhile, the people of far east invented parallelism (polytheism, multiple Gods) and can run multiple programs on their gPad (Google Pads).

Followers of Koran and New Testament are still fighting with eastern people for multiple-gods. they only like single god and so be it on iPad - that's what the Jobes had said - if you want to run multiple programs on your iPad then start believing in multiple gods.

Google was considered Pagan then because it allowed everything free. They enjoyed largest empire on earth then, they could not afford it anymore and all citizens of that kingdom started creating their own Pads and it went out of control.

There still followers of Gates who roam around this earth stealing your iPads so keep them safe, otherwise, they will install the viruses on your iPads and it will install Windows on it.

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